Hi, this site is all about Gary Ezzo, REAL GARY EZZO. This site is awesome.  My name is Discoshaman and I can't stop thinking about Gary Ezzo.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.  Ezzo is a mammal and talks a lot about mammaries.

2.  Ezzo gets excommunicated ALL the time.

3.  The purpose of Gary Ezzo is to flip out and manipulate people.
 

Propaganda and gear:

Testimonial:

Ezzo can deceive anyone he wants! Ezzo twists Scripture ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time, especially with reporters. I heard that Ezzo was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Ezzo spanked the whole town with a glue stick. My friend Pasha said that he saw Ezzo totally uppercut some mom just because the mom joined La Leche League.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

If you don't believe that Gary Ezzo has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chastise your butt off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Gary Ezzo is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to **** my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Ezzo is fast, slick, cool, authoritarian, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start Babywise next year. I love Gary Ezzo with all of my body (including my pee pee).
 
 

Q and A:.
 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Gary Ezzo?

A:Gary Ezzo is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap about pastoral authority, but on the other hand, Ezzo is very forceful and precise about parental control.

Q:I heard that Gary Ezzo is always lying or mean. What's his problem?

A:Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Gary Ezzo can be mean OR superficially friendly.

Q: What does Gary Ezzo do when he's not manipulating people or flipping out?

A: Most of his free time is spent endangering babies, but sometimes he schleps books. (Ask Pasha if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Pasha being Eminem.
He's a banker and almost has a girlfriend,
which is bragable.

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