"BOSTON—By examining web-traffic data for left-leaning DailyKos.com, researchers have predicted that the mass suicide of 14 political bloggers will likely be discovered sometime in mid-December. 'After months of doing nothing but sit alone in our rooms at our computers, trying to get our message to the people, we lost the election anyway,' read the still-unread suicide pact posted Nov. 3. 'We'd rather be dead than live in a country as f-- up as this one.' The bodies will most likely be found by property managers, long-estranged parents, or neighbors returning copies of Joe Trippi's The Revolution Will Not Be Televised."
Courtesy of The Onion Hat tip: Jerkasaurus.com
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