I'm sure most of you have read them, but I got such a kick out of Cheney's recent Gridiron comments. Here are a few excerpts:
"Dave Broder: "How would you accurately describe your role in this administration? Be honest."Posted by Discoshaman at mars 10, 2004 12:09 AM | TrackBackI would say that I am a dark, insidious force pushing Bush toward war and confrontation. . . .
Helen Thomas wants to know, "How do you justify attacking innocent dictators?"
Helen, let me get back to you on that. I need to talk to Richard Perle.
Terry Hunt of AP wants to know, "Has Senator Kerry had Botox treatments?"
Terry, I have some guidance on that from Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz:
"The Administration takes this development seriously. Botox, of course, is related to the botulism toxin, which can be processed into high-grade biological weapons. We have dispatched Dr. David Kay . . . to search for the bio-warfare agents we believe hidden in Senator Kerry's forehead. . ."