These are just some preliminary thoughts for the game. Any additions you have are welcomed!
Take a sip every time:
1. Dean's neck veins bulge.
2. The spotlight glints from Edwards' teeth.
3. Gephardt uses the phrase, "Miserable failure."
4. Someone falls asleep while Lieberman is talking.
5. Sharpton reminds you how uptight the rest of them are.
6. Kerry mentions that he just happened to serve in Vietnam.
7. Moseley-Braun drops the gender card.
8. Clark flashes his newly-minted liberal bonafides.
9. Dennis Kucinich calls for the legalization of marijuana.
10. Someone uses a family tragedy to "humanize" themselves.
Take 2 sips if:
1. Lieberman makes a moderate statement and then backtracks.
2. Clark is wearing a cardigan sweater.
3. Someone sheds crocodile tears while discussing their family tragedy.
4. Sharpton goes on an alliteration binge.
5. Someone mentions a Jewish relation closer than 3rd cousin.
6. Kucinich falls off the stool he's standing on.
7. Dean sings a chorus of "Amazing Grace."
Chug the Bottle if:
1. Dennis Kucinich actually smokes marijuana.
2. Finches or sparrows nest in Kerry's hair.
3. Moseley-Braun articulates why she's running for president.
4. Dean wears his tinfoil hat on-stage.
I wonder if you might be liable to prosecution for promoting dangerous levels of alcohol consumption.....
Posted by: pentamom at janvier 12, 2004 04:31 PM