I came across a great site today, Underground Online. They have the HeroMachine there, which lets you design your own alter-ego.
Unfortunately, I could only import a B&W scan, but at least it gives you a peek at the individual responsible for all my snarky posts here at Le Sabot -- Passive-Aggressive Man! His special abilities include needling his enemies into self-destructive rage and the hand-rolling of cigarettes. As he is pushing 30, he will soon gain a new power -- the secrets of escrow.

Sorry, Disco, but knowledge of escrow doesn't come till age 50. And don't forget what the rest of that song promised. You don't want the whole pacakge, now... :)
Posted by: Tim Berglund at décembre 24, 2003 12:05 AMOoh, what song is this? I was making a winking reference to the old "Middle Aged Man" skit back on SNL... You know, where the girl asks, "What secret powers do you have?" and he answers impressively, "I know the secrets of . . . escrow."
Posted by: Discoshaman at décembre 24, 2003 12:32 AMThe theme song to that very same Mike Myers sketch said that Middle Aged Man was "losing his sex drive." (Can we speak of such things on an Evangelical blog of note?)
It rhymed with something, but I couldn't find the lyrics after a quick search, so I'm not sure what.
Posted by: Tim Berglund at décembre 24, 2003 02:04 AMAh... Yes, we can use the sex word here at Le Sabot. We're fun here, not Fundie. And no, I'm not THAT old. :-P
Posted by: Discoshaman at décembre 24, 2003 03:01 AMWhat is the upside-down peace sign about? I've seen it that way a lot lately.
Posted by: Kelly at décembre 24, 2003 09:17 PMKelly-
Dunno, when I was punk rock I had one to show that I didn't like hippies (this was when the 60's revival was big, with the pseudo-Woodstock 2 thing and all.) I put it on him because I still love to annoy hippie peacefreaks. . . It seemed appropos.
Posted by: Discoshaman at décembre 24, 2003 10:58 PM