My homey Dan sent me this the other day. Delete me if you've heard this...
Bush and the Pope are out on the presidential yacht for a day of fishing. A gust of wind blows the Pope's pointy hat off his head and into the Potomac. A Secret Service agent kicks off his shoes to dive in after it. Bush holds up a hand and says, "Just a minute."
Climbing out of the boat, he strides confidently across the water to the hat. He picks it up and walks back to the Pope. The next day, it's the front page lede for the Washington Post, with picture and everything. The headline?
BUSH CAN'T SWIM.