Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Just who is the inscrutable Discoshaman?

The essence of the Discoshaman, is impossible to capture in only a few words. Debonair, athletic and devastatingly handsome do an even poorer job than most adjectives. Presbyterian, Republican, expat and cheeky strike nearer the mark.

Q. He sounds like quite a catch.

He gets that a lot. However, he lives enshrouded in clouds of connubial bliss with...the Duchess.

Q. What does Le Sabot Post-Moderne mean, anyway?

It roughly translates to "The Postmodern Clog."

Q. Why would anyone name a website something so whimsical?

Whimsy is our byword here. Fear and whimsy. French workers tossed their sabots into the machinery of those great symbols of modernity--the factory. Whence the word "sabotage." We at Le Sabot Post-Moderne do our humble best to toss clogs into the grinding maw of postmodernity.

Q. I'm concerned. Has this Discoshaman reproduced?

Indeed he has, with alarming rapidity. His offspring can be seen here.

Q. When the USA Network finally makes his biopic, who will star as the Discoshaman?

Seth Green. With a thick South Philly accent.

Q. Who's doing the theme song?

The Violent Femmes, featuring Barry White.